Your eyes are not fooling you, what you see is a white convertible Ferrari California driven by a “Cougar” with a pink license plate that says “HipHop”. I caught this rare sight in front of City Hall in downtown Houston during a photo shoot and unfortunately this is the only photo I got. Right after she saw me take the photo she layed a fatty and took off like a bat out of hell. It was awesome, then I had to change my pants.

Sugar Momma.

“Hey Shortayy!”

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— JohnP